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Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Never Send to Know For Whom the Bell Tolls. It Tolls for Thee, Brah

I view young lad Jason of MTV's Laguna Beach fame, arrested last weekend, not as some vacuous moron, but rather, a modern-day Icarus, flying too closely to the searing heat that is Rumors nightclub in downtown Greenville, North Carolina.

I post this only because I used to cover crime in downtown Greenville, North Carolina. And because that mugshot is ridiculous.


Blogger Phil said...

Seems that all reality stars end up moving to some southern burg.

That douche-bag "The Miz" is frequently seen in Atlanta night clubs.

6:29 PM  
Blogger I-66 said...

It only would've been more enjoyable if it had been the Rumors here. Then again, what celebrities go there?

6:42 PM  
Blogger Eric said...

Congratulations to Jason for taking a big lead in his constant battle with Brody Jenner for the "biggest tool" title amongst of all the pretend celebrities.

7:04 PM  
Blogger honeykbee said...

"How many shirt buttons do you think I should undo for this shot? One? Two? Three? Really, you think three? Okay, three it is... but you better not just be yanking my chain because I'm so high I appear undead"

7:04 PM  
Blogger Freckled K said...

He looks as if he would have scrape marks on his knuckles, doesn't he?

7:22 PM  
Anonymous rcr said...

He was clearly framed.

I wish I had a copy of my mug shot when I got arrested at 20. Instead of spikey hair, I had hat head, and instead of the three button open shirt, I think I was wearing an Allman Bros. shirt. I was such a tool.

11:32 PM  
Blogger Heather said...

Did you see this?

Apparently he's going to jail for two months. He used to have such promise. Shame.

4:05 PM  
Blogger Brunch Bird said...

Yes, and apparently what the producers of "The Hills" have been dancing around all season is that the abrupt, off-camera, in-between-seasons ending of his relationship with Lauren (the main chick on that show for those of you who enjoy reading or physical activity in the evenings) was due to him allegedly beating up on her.

4:26 PM  
Blogger Twoste said...

I wonder what Jessica has to say about all of this?

7:32 PM  

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