Four Things I Became Aware of Last Night
1. Beer improves my ability to ice skate. 2. The Boston Red Sox have a player named "Coco Crisp."
3. Beer improves my ability to make fun of men named Coco Crisp.
4. All referees involved in the Texas-Texas A&M game last night were blind, corrupt, and incompetent. I mean I'm just guessing based on the vehement assertions coming out of the living room after I got home.
UPDATE: This has been brought to my attention:
posted by Brunch Bird at Thursday, March 01, 2007
11 Comments:
you went ice skating without me!?!!?!? pissed. and pouting.
I think you're forgetting that last night you also learned that you're old!
I'm more of a Cocoa Pebbles man myself.
A. Coco is gonna be great this year.
B. Beer is an excellent tool. I have all my athletes use it.
C. Ice skating? so envious
Were you able to still do the triple spin in combination with the back flip that I taught you? You were always so good at them!
Oh, don't sell yourself short, BB. I have complete faith in your ability to make fun of Coco Crisp regardless of beer consumption. I'm just supportive like that.
I wasn't started a chant in the centerfield bleachers at camden yards involving Coco Crisp and a part of the female anatomy. It wasn't very family friendly but classy none the less and everyone seemed to enjoy it, including Mr. Crisp himself how was only a few yards away.
Coco Crisp was once traded for another center fielder, Milton Bradley. No joke.
Etc-You wouldn't have liked it: no tutus.
Allie-That's probably a whole other post. ;-)
I-66-Really? I saw you more as a Count Chocula man myself.
B-I believe you about Coco. Just as long as his father can keep him off the pole and out of clear heels.
Daddy-o-Of course. There were both "oohs" and "ahs."
WiB- I'd argue that I'm a nice person, but I've got a story to finish and that's going to be tricky if lightning fries my keyboard.
Eric- Did mothers cover little kids' ears? Because it's not a good chant unless soccer moms are diving for junior's virgin ears.
Mmmm chants about the female anatomy. We DC United fans like "so-and-so is the (cat synonym) of the year" to the tune of Yellow Submarine. Good times.
One thing about chocolate cereal - the best part is the end when you get to drink chocolate milk. It's like chocolate milk without having to mix!
Mmmm....lazy chocolate milk.
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