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Thursday, March 01, 2007

Four Things I Became Aware of Last Night

1. Beer improves my ability to ice skate.

2. The Boston Red Sox have a player named "Coco Crisp."

3. Beer improves my ability to make fun of men named Coco Crisp.

4. All referees involved in the Texas-Texas A&M game last night were blind, corrupt, and incompetent. I mean I'm just guessing based on the vehement assertions coming out of the living room after I got home.

UPDATE: This has been brought to my attention:

11 Comments:

Anonymous etcetera said...

you went ice skating without me!?!!?!? pissed. and pouting.

3:09 PM  
Anonymous Allie said...

I think you're forgetting that last night you also learned that you're old!

3:09 PM  
Blogger I-66 said...

I'm more of a Cocoa Pebbles man myself.

3:29 PM  
Anonymous b said...

A. Coco is gonna be great this year.

B. Beer is an excellent tool. I have all my athletes use it.

C. Ice skating? so envious

3:33 PM  
Anonymous Daddy-O said...

Were you able to still do the triple spin in combination with the back flip that I taught you? You were always so good at them!

3:51 PM  
Blogger WiB said...

Oh, don't sell yourself short, BB. I have complete faith in your ability to make fun of Coco Crisp regardless of beer consumption. I'm just supportive like that.

4:05 PM  
Blogger Eric said...

I wasn't started a chant in the centerfield bleachers at camden yards involving Coco Crisp and a part of the female anatomy. It wasn't very family friendly but classy none the less and everyone seemed to enjoy it, including Mr. Crisp himself how was only a few yards away.

4:12 PM  
Blogger Static Cling said...

Coco Crisp was once traded for another center fielder, Milton Bradley. No joke.

4:29 PM  
Blogger Brunch Bird said...

Etc-You wouldn't have liked it: no tutus.

Allie-That's probably a whole other post. ;-)

I-66-Really? I saw you more as a Count Chocula man myself.

B-I believe you about Coco. Just as long as his father can keep him off the pole and out of clear heels.

Daddy-o-Of course. There were both "oohs" and "ahs."

WiB- I'd argue that I'm a nice person, but I've got a story to finish and that's going to be tricky if lightning fries my keyboard.

Eric- Did mothers cover little kids' ears? Because it's not a good chant unless soccer moms are diving for junior's virgin ears.

4:37 PM  
Blogger I-66 said...

Mmmm chants about the female anatomy. We DC United fans like "so-and-so is the (cat synonym) of the year" to the tune of Yellow Submarine. Good times.

One thing about chocolate cereal - the best part is the end when you get to drink chocolate milk. It's like chocolate milk without having to mix!

4:54 PM  
Blogger Brunch Bird said...

Mmmm....lazy chocolate milk.

4:58 PM  

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