New Year's Resolutions Are Pointless
Unless you have suitable inspiration. And really the only suitable inspiration in this country is celebrities. So the following will inform my resolutions for 2007:
"I be up in the gym, just workin' on my fitness."
Yes Fergie, I could stand to lose 10 pounds and tone up. With the holidays over, my four main food groups--candy, candy corn, candy canes, and syrup--will be shelved indefinitely.
"When the last time you heard it like this
Smoke somethin', drink somethin', get ripped." Good point, Clipse. More live shows this year. No excuse for sitting home. I was lazy on this point last year.
"I would be happy without money. If you're in love you can be happy with nothing. If I wasn't in love then maybe I'd be sad." Paris is right. I should be socking more money away in savings.
Sound advice from our nation's sagest.
"I be up in the gym, just workin' on my fitness." Yes Fergie, I could stand to lose 10 pounds and tone up. With the holidays over, my four main food groups--candy, candy corn, candy canes, and syrup--will be shelved indefinitely.
"When the last time you heard it like thisSmoke somethin', drink somethin', get ripped." Good point, Clipse. More live shows this year. No excuse for sitting home. I was lazy on this point last year.
"I would be happy without money. If you're in love you can be happy with nothing. If I wasn't in love then maybe I'd be sad." Paris is right. I should be socking more money away in savings. Sound advice from our nation's sagest.
posted by Brunch Bird at Tuesday, January 02, 2007
9 Comments:
I got stuck on "drink somethin"...
I think I need to do more of that.
Paris Hilton has all of the posing habits of every adolescent girl on My Space. Open mouth. Putting something in it. D'uh. :::smacking head::
Her New Year's Resolution: to start giving blow jobs to the photographers so they can shoot her from a new angle: the top of her head.
I-66-A noble goal, to be sure.
VK-You wouldn't believe how street I look walking around in my pink J. Crew sweater throwing that line around.
Cubie claws are coming out...
The Bird has more street cred than Wilmer Valderrama, at least.
The "new" year Cube, 66'er. ;)
I-66, That's the nicest compliment anyone's paid me this year.
I for one like the new Crankay Cube.
;-)
resolution #3: come to the dog park more often. (dude. i called.)
I know, I'm such a slug. Did you get my message about going today?
Did something happen to your blog? Or is it just me? Why does it seem to be stuck in this post?
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