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Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Trashy, Like, They End Above the Knee?

First, some background about Orem, Utah. Sixty-three percent of the city is either married or widowed. Brigham-Young University, the school that expelled a Real World cast member for living in a house with males, is a few miles down the road. Orem's nickname is "Family City, USA." And most significantly, census numbers about religious affiliation indicate that 90 percent of the folks in Orem likey The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, which calls for, among other things, avoidance of pornography in any form, including R-rated movies. Yet some intrepid soul in Orem, Utah, this morning Googled "trashy undies," and found yours truly, thanks to this post. Perhaps they're thinking of trading in their holy knickers for something more fun. Mr. Romney, are you a closet Brunch Bird fan? In any case, welcome. Tell your friends. I think my low-level debauchery could make me the Anais Nin of Orem, Utah, in no time flat.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awesome. I'm fairly sure it's Harry Reid.

You know for including LDS in this post, you can expect more hits on the site, right?

4:33 PM  
Blogger Papa said...

Do the census numbers reflect the statistic of number of spouses? That would be an interesting number, say like 1:3.72 instead of the 1:1 ratio in many of our cities.

4:36 PM  
Blogger Brunch Bird said...

Good point Southern Papa. Perhaps it should read "63 percent of the city is married, to 33 percent of the city."

4:48 PM  

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