Trashy, Like, They End Above the Knee?

First, some background about Orem, Utah. Sixty-three percent of the city is either married or widowed. Brigham-Young University, the school that expelled a Real World cast member for living in a house with males, is a few miles down the road. Orem's nickname is "Family City, USA." And most significantly, census numbers about religious affiliation indicate that 90 percent of the folks in Orem likey The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, which calls for, among other things, avoidance of pornography in any form, including R-rated movies. Yet some intrepid soul in Orem, Utah, this morning Googled "trashy undies," and found yours truly, thanks to this post. Perhaps they're thinking of trading in their holy knickers for something more fun. Mr. Romney, are you a closet Brunch Bird fan? In any case, welcome. Tell your friends. I think my low-level debauchery could make me the Anais Nin of Orem, Utah, in no time flat.