It's Why the Terrorists Hate Us Friday!
Item: Gold-Dipped RosesCost: $799.99
Catalogue: Sky Mall
What lucky person doesn't want to come home after a hard day of work to find a dozen long-stem roses...dipped in gold and jammed in the ugliest vase ever created by human hands. Gilding the lily never seemed so restrained. Here's a tip King Midas: If you can afford that, get her this.
posted by Brunch Bird at Friday, December 08, 2006
5 Comments:
I feel like SkyMall alone could supply you with years and years of material for this segment of your blog.
You know, that's funny, because as I was writing this one (I've had the torn-out page for a couple weeks since flying back from Texas) I thought, "Using Sky Mall is sort of look shooting fish in a barrel." Then I saw that Sky Mall sells a game called "Shootin' Fish in a Barrel," and said screw it. ;-)
oooh. year of flowers. i would love that. (bf, are you reading this?) i have always said that if i was super rich with lots of disposable income and play money i would make sure i always had fresh flowers in my house. pipe dream.
I'd prefer mine dipped in platinum of course.
I'm starting to think that maybe the terrorists have a point.
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