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Monday, December 04, 2006

Email Just Came in From My Big Brother Regarding Clemson's Bowl Selection

To: Brunch Bird
From: Big Brother
Date: 12/04/06
Subject: Music City Bowl!

...Excuse me while I go make myself a Drano martini.


Blogger Needtsza said...

Way to go Hoodlems ;)

I'll glance over to ya from the Gator Bowl!

Go WVU!!!

4:52 PM  
Anonymous Scarlett said...


Drano martini - my new favorite line ever!

6:39 PM  
Blogger Barzelay said...

Nashville is Music City, not Memphis! I know this from the many times I took a "Music City Taxi" back to my dorm at Vanderbilt after a long night of partying downtown, and those times I jammed onstage at the Opry with jazz and country legends, and that time I got offered a record contract because of my rugged good looks and uncanny ability to pen catchy melodies and soulful lyrics, but turned it down to pursue a noble career in the legal arts.

Alright, fine, so none of those ever happened, and I barely ever even partied downtown. But I swear I took some of those taxis home from the airport at least once or twice.

7:18 PM  
Blogger Brunch Bird said...

Whoops, thanks Barzelay. I've taken the liberty of correcting the [sic] in the email. In his grief he was clearly confused. It's funny because when I read the email I thought, "Huh, I thought our appearance in this year's Craptastic Bowl was in Nashville." But then instead of double checking I went and got a donut.

Scarlett- Isn't it delicious?! The expression I mean, not the drink. Don't try the drink, you'll only regret it later. Truuuust me.

Need- We're 4-4 in Gator Bowl play. I detest the Gator Bowl. I went in 1996 and sat in the pouring rain and watched as Syracuse dismantled my Tigers, thanks to the superior athletic skills of a young man named Donovan McNabb. May your squad fair better.

8:14 PM  
Anonymous Fred said...

I hear San Diego is nice this time of year...You can do a Ron Burgandy tour or something - stay classy, BB...

1:59 PM  
Blogger Brunch Bird said...

It is the greatest city in the world. And that is a scientific fact....

2:21 PM  

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