Email Just Came in From My Big Brother Regarding Clemson's Bowl Selection
To: Brunch BirdFrom: Big Brother
Date: 12/04/06
Subject: Music City Bowl!
WHOOO HOOOOO! NASHVILLE HERE WE COME! OH YEAH! MUSIC CITY BOWL! YEAHHHHH!...
...Excuse me while I go make myself a Drano martini.
posted by Brunch Bird at Monday, December 04, 2006
6 Comments:
Way to go Hoodlems ;)
I'll glance over to ya from the Gator Bowl!
Go WVU!!!
HAHAHA - TOO FUNNY!
Drano martini - my new favorite line ever!
Nashville is Music City, not Memphis! I know this from the many times I took a "Music City Taxi" back to my dorm at Vanderbilt after a long night of partying downtown, and those times I jammed onstage at the Opry with jazz and country legends, and that time I got offered a record contract because of my rugged good looks and uncanny ability to pen catchy melodies and soulful lyrics, but turned it down to pursue a noble career in the legal arts.
Alright, fine, so none of those ever happened, and I barely ever even partied downtown. But I swear I took some of those taxis home from the airport at least once or twice.
Whoops, thanks Barzelay. I've taken the liberty of correcting the [sic] in the email. In his grief he was clearly confused. It's funny because when I read the email I thought, "Huh, I thought our appearance in this year's Craptastic Bowl was in Nashville." But then instead of double checking I went and got a donut.
Scarlett- Isn't it delicious?! The expression I mean, not the drink. Don't try the drink, you'll only regret it later. Truuuust me.
Need- We're 4-4 in Gator Bowl play. I detest the Gator Bowl. I went in 1996 and sat in the pouring rain and watched as Syracuse dismantled my Tigers, thanks to the superior athletic skills of a young man named Donovan McNabb. May your squad fair better.
I hear San Diego is nice this time of year...You can do a Ron Burgandy tour or something - stay classy, BB...
It is the greatest city in the world. And that is a scientific fact....
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