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Monday, November 20, 2006

Show Me Where the Bad People Touched You

Went to the National Archives late yesterday afternoon for a little post-election reunion.

Me to Constitution: "Good to have you back big guy."
Constitution: "Good to be back. I mean, we're not out of the woods yet, but, you know, it's a start."
Guard: "Miss, we're going to be closing shortly."
Me: "Thanks. Oh, hey sir, by the way: Communism is a great idea. Tonight, I'm going to talk on the phone to friends overseas about how much I can't stand the president. Tomorrow, I'm checking a naughty book out of the library--maybe Henry Miller, don't know, haven't really decided yet. And I'm thinking about worshipping pagan gods for a while."
Guard, smiling: "Feels good doesn't it?"
Me and Constitution: "Yes, it does."


Blogger I-66 said...

The right to bare arms: Allowing the Constitution to flex its muscle since 2006.

3:31 PM  
Blogger WiB said...

Very good. And props to I-66 for the cleverness as well.

And hey, don't forget to carry around a flag in dangerous proximity to flammables.

4:03 PM  
Anonymous Sweet said...

I went there, but the line was so freaking long I never saw it! Glad you got to chat with it.

5:34 PM  
Blogger Ar-Jew-Tino said...

I haven't seen Constitution in years. I didn't even know it was still around. Thought it was gone the past...oh, 6 years.

11:21 PM  
Blogger minijonb said...

no, not out of the woods yet. the Dems need to figure out a way not to self-destruct in 2008.

11:53 PM  
Anonymous Mark L. said...

Constitution: "Hey, but you know, I don't really cover foreign combatants. And while we're on it, interstate commerce doesn't really cover backyard gardening....hey, where are you going? Tell Ginsberg that cyberspace child porn isn't really protected speech and, and...WAIT! Come back!!!"

6:02 AM  

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