It's Why the Terrorists Hate Us Friday!
Item: Star Wars Yoda Pet Costume Episode IIICatalogue: Buy Costumes
Cost: $18.99
In some countries, they eat dogs. We dress them like Star Wars characters. You'll notice they specify that this is the Episode III Yoda costume, because Lord knows you don't want to be the shnook trotting Biscuit around in an Episode I Yoda costume. That would just be geeky. Also, the pitch specifies that it's the "officially licensed" Yoda costume. Lucas has ivory backscratchers to buy and he doesn't need you snagging a bootleg version on the black market. Incidentally, if Yoda isn't your bag, there's also a Princess Leia version (white dress and buns, no gold bikini) and Darth Vader. Trick or treat? I think that's pretty well established the minute you hand over your credit card number.
posted by Brunch Bird at Friday, October 13, 2006
10 Comments:
I think any dog forced to wear that costume should use its jedi powers to poo on its owner's pillow.
I actually love this costume and all the ones like it. The use of the front paws to create a standing two-legged creature is genius.
IF BP's dog would tolerate a costume and IF they made a Chewbacca one (BP's dog is brown and black and very hairy), I would own it.
I-66- Agreed. Man Law.
K- Noooooo! Don't make me call the ASPCA on BPP's (BPPup) behalf.
Mmmmm, torture this is, yes.
I read this and had a picture in mind of a very large dog with cinnamon rolls attached to it's ears... torture is right.
do the animal rights people know this is going on??
uhh...if you buy the Princess Leia costume for a male dog does that make him a cross-dresser?
Caff- The bus thing is actually sort of sublime.
View and IRed- It was great meeting you all the other night!
Allan- I don't know, but it definitely makes him sexxxxxy....
But would terrorists be in favor of humiliating animals? Does Osama own a pet? And would he not hesitate to dress up his pet in a George Bush costume and laugh and laugh? Hmmmm...
Phil- All questions I'm assuming James Baker's Iraq Study Group is pondering, as they don't appear to be studying anything else about Iraq.
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