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Friday, October 13, 2006

It's Why the Terrorists Hate Us Friday!

Item: Star Wars Yoda Pet Costume Episode III
Catalogue: Buy Costumes
Cost: $18.99
In some countries, they eat dogs. We dress them like Star Wars characters. You'll notice they specify that this is the Episode III Yoda costume, because Lord knows you don't want to be the shnook trotting Biscuit around in an Episode I Yoda costume. That would just be geeky. Also, the pitch specifies that it's the "officially licensed" Yoda costume. Lucas has ivory backscratchers to buy and he doesn't need you snagging a bootleg version on the black market. Incidentally, if Yoda isn't your bag, there's also a Princess Leia version (white dress and buns, no gold bikini) and Darth Vader. Trick or treat? I think that's pretty well established the minute you hand over your credit card number.


Blogger I-66 said...

I think any dog forced to wear that costume should use its jedi powers to poo on its owner's pillow.

2:31 PM  
Blogger Kathryn Is So Over said...

I actually love this costume and all the ones like it. The use of the front paws to create a standing two-legged creature is genius.

IF BP's dog would tolerate a costume and IF they made a Chewbacca one (BP's dog is brown and black and very hairy), I would own it.

2:39 PM  
Blogger Brunch Bird said...

I-66- Agreed. Man Law.

K- Noooooo! Don't make me call the ASPCA on BPP's (BPPup) behalf.

5:16 PM  
Blogger WiB said...

Mmmmm, torture this is, yes.

5:26 PM  
Blogger caffinemarketing said...

What else can be said about these halloween dog / pet costumes? These pictures are more sad then funny but take a gander anyways.

5:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I read this and had a picture in mind of a very large dog with cinnamon rolls attached to it's ears... torture is right.

7:22 PM  
Blogger Irish Red said...

do the animal rights people know this is going on??

11:01 PM  
Blogger allan said...

uhh...if you buy the Princess Leia costume for a male dog does that make him a cross-dresser?

11:14 PM  
Blogger Brunch Bird said...

Caff- The bus thing is actually sort of sublime.

View and IRed- It was great meeting you all the other night!

Allan- I don't know, but it definitely makes him sexxxxxy....

1:17 PM  
Blogger Phil said...

But would terrorists be in favor of humiliating animals? Does Osama own a pet? And would he not hesitate to dress up his pet in a George Bush costume and laugh and laugh? Hmmmm...

5:33 PM  
Blogger Brunch Bird said...

Phil- All questions I'm assuming James Baker's Iraq Study Group is pondering, as they don't appear to be studying anything else about Iraq.

10:26 PM  

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