It's Why the Terrorists Hate Us Friday! (Now Reader Submitted!)

Item: Bacon Bandages
Catalogue: Fred Flare
Cost: $5

Proving that it's not the cost that lands you in the WtTHU Fridays spot of honor, it's the stupidity, we present this week's catalogue offering. Eagle-eyed reader Etcetera spotted these gems and rightly forwarded them to me for public derision. (Or maybe she thought they were cute. I don't know, I don't have time to read all of my mail, what with the bags of letters the U.S. Postal Service keeps dumping in my office, "all addressed to Santa Claus!") Anyway, yes, I realize they're just a bit of frivolity. But they're also bandages that look like bacon. And there's nothing terrorists hate more than the thought of slapping bacon on their booboos.

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