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Thursday, July 06, 2006

Sweet sweet relief

I am in the Orlando airport.
I am finally headed home.
I am going to kiss the ground when I get out of National.
I'm going to take a long soak in a tub of bourbon and forget this ever happened.

3 Comments:

Blogger larrybird said...

I think we'll need the modern-day cross between Archimedes and Dylan Thomas to determine if soaking in bourbon allows one to absorb the liquor through the skin. Water, I believe, removes oil from skin (thus the wrinkly fingers when in the tub too long), but would immersion send the alcohol through the capillaries and into the bloodstream, setting of the chain reaction that ultimately addresses the liver's evil ways.

Science is fun. Welcome back to D.C.

9:32 PM  
Blogger Brunch Bird said...

Reading that made my puzzler hurt.
And I cried.
But then Maggie laughed. She's such a little trooper.

1:43 PM  
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