Oh Give Me a Home Where the Bikini-Clad Roam
Whereas, this is my first full summer in D.C. in a long time,
and Whereas, I am currently as pale as the underbelly of a grouper,
and Whereas, I lack a sunny yard, patio, roof or stoop,
Therefore be it resolved that I am in great need of a spot where I can lay out in a bathing suit with like-minded sun seekers without looking like a tart.
Is there an equivalent here to that public lawn that we all had in college for tanning?
Do people do bathing suits on the Mall? I can't imagine, given the likelihood of being guffawed over by 14-year-olds from Oshkosh, Wisconsin. I'm desperate to hear everyone's favorite sun spots.
and Whereas, I am currently as pale as the underbelly of a grouper,
and Whereas, I lack a sunny yard, patio, roof or stoop,
Therefore be it resolved that I am in great need of a spot where I can lay out in a bathing suit with like-minded sun seekers without looking like a tart.
Is there an equivalent here to that public lawn that we all had in college for tanning?
Do people do bathing suits on the Mall? I can't imagine, given the likelihood of being guffawed over by 14-year-olds from Oshkosh, Wisconsin. I'm desperate to hear everyone's favorite sun spots.
posted by Brunch Bird at Thursday, July 20, 2006
4 Comments:
i think people lay out on the mall in bathing suits, don't they? the summer skinterns must do that. there's also "P street beach" at about P and 23rd. or the lawn between the watergate and the potomac.
A lot of hotels and condos that have rooftop pools sell day passes and summer memberships. Or there's always Mystic Tan!
The scorched retinas of those forced to look at my gleaming white dermis thank you. I'm going to investigate both options pronto.
Here are some links that I believe will be interested
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