My Man, Mr. Fair and Balanced

Fox News has requested my Significant Other's services this evening. Specifically, Greta Van Susteren (she of the somewhat complex facial do-over) wants him to come on to talk about a trial he's covering. Although, if a white, 20-year-old stubs her toe somewhere in flyover country this evening, he might get bumped. In any case, I find this all highly amusing. Last year on April Fool's Day I signed him up for all of the "FoxFan" email newsletters and set his desktop to a generously sized picture of Bill O'Reilly. Irony abounded. Now he's about to become one of their pundits.

Last year, I appeared on MSNBC to talk about a piece I'd just written, but I don't really have any advice for him. Because really, I'm not sure "Wear a sweater that accentuates your cleavage, but don't look too trampy," is going to do him a lot of good.

UPDATE: Turns out the trial was a bit of a "meh," so he won't be putting anything "On the Record" with Ms. Van Susteren and the folks at Fox News any time soon. Put your popcorn to better use in the same timeslot. Heh heh.