"And after the paaarty it's the Brunch Bird lobby...."

I'm a hearty proponent of social circle expansion, especially since I'm new in town. So on Saturday night we're christening the new place with a party. This thing could fall anywhere in the range from "Intimate and Respectable" to "Out of Hand."

UPDATE: RSVPs are coming in, however, my favorite is actually a decline: "Due to mass confusion at Harpo (as in Oprah's lair) we'll be stuck in Chicago for another two weeks." When Oprah's house is in disarray nobody sneaks out for salted peanuts and beer.