It's Not Just the Friendly Cabbies Freaking Me Out

To recap--I'm in Orlando for two weeks for work. Here are just a few of the things making me homesick:
*Closing day for SCOTUS and I wasn't even there. Like missing your kid's T-ball banquet.
*Knowing that I'm so far from the only city in the U.S. where most people even know what SCOTUS is.
*Today's Friday and that means the soulful croonin' electric guitar guy was serenading everyone at Farragut North (Conn. and K exit) this morning and I missed it. It's just not a Friday until you've been thoroughly creeped out by his "Lay Lady Lay."
*When I yell "Move!" at people standing on the left on escalators here suddenly I'm the bad guy.