It's Not the Heat, It's the 100% Humidity

Before I left for Orlando, I posted the following message on our co-op's listserv:

I'm heading out of town for about two weeks. If it doesn't
rain while I'm gone and the plants out front and on the side are
looking a little dry please give them some water.

In hindsight, it's a good thing I had recently unleashed locusts and wrought famine so I didn't have to worry about anyone handling that while I was gone.